Ultimate Geek Keyboard

My co-worker, Jonathan, draws cartoons on my whiteboard at work. In recognition of my office being the Geekiest Workplace in 2004, he has drawn up plans for a keyboard that will be used by the half of my co-workers who won't touch a mouse and think that GUIs are for sissies. The only way this could be better is with a video of Jonathan doing tapping at the keys like bongos. Is it so wrong that I think this is funny? What's next for me down this geeky path - Star Wars?

If you don't get it, this Wikipedia article gives some background. Just never come to my office. Ever.

Also, Jon, you may have some backlash from Microsoft in trying to market your product.